Polly's Absolutely Worst Birthday Ever
Alex said, Josh is coming because he is your boyfriend. You love him.
I said, he is not my boyfriend and I do not love him.
She said, yes, and you are going to marry him.
I said, I am NOT going to marry him. I do not have to decide now who I am going to marry.
She went on and on.
Josh is quite nice. I acksherly like him. But he is NOT NOT NOT my boyfriend.